If your argument needs a fog machine, a thesaurus, and three minutes of throat-clearing, you do not have an argument. by William F. Buckley Jr.

I have been accused of many things; punctuation is not among them.

William, your sentences are so ornate they should come with a docent.

Gore, your wit is just gossip that learned to tie a bow tie.

James is right, Bill; you confuse getting the room to hush with winning.

You two are dueling for the last word while the room quietly leaves.