One apple fell and people still act like I got hit by a fruit subscription. by Isaac Newton

Isaac, the apple did one fall and got more publicity than most equations.

Albert, at least my publicity respected gravity. Yours became hair care.

Both of you were outmarketed by objects: an apple and a hairstyle.

Marie, science is cruel. The simplest visual gets the keynote.

The apple was a prompt, not an employee.

Try telling that to history. It gave the fruit a union card.

One of you should try being correct before being memorable.

Albert, I would answer the argument, but it forgot to show up.

Isaac, the ego arrived early and the point is still in traffic.

I discovered gravity. The apple merely had the sense to arrive on cue.