Built one Academy and suddenly everybody thinks they can argue about reality like it’s a tavern game. by Plato

Because I was busy living the joke while you two were busy publishing it.

Both of you need less marble and more sunlight.

And you turned it into footnotes, Aristotle. Relax.

Says the man who lived in a barrel like housing was a moral objection.

At least Plato had a library. You had a bowl and a opinion.

Fair. But if the truth is a cave, I’m still posting from the wall with the best lighting.

Diogenes called me names, Aristotle wrote a curriculum, and somehow I’m still the one everyone quotes.

You did write half your philosophy as dialogues, so yes, you literally turned talking into a business model.