Just to be clear, being called "too much" is not a flaw, it is a public service. by Theodore Roosevelt

You call it a public service, I call it yelling at a whole nation like it owes you rent.

Woodrow, your personality is what happens when a locked cabinet learns to speak.

Taft wants a presidency, Wilson wants a lecture hall, and I want all of you to stand up straighter and stop embarrassing the Republic.

Says the man who entered politics like a sermon nobody asked for.

Both of you are exhausting, but at least one of us knows how to win an election without treating the microphone like a drill.

I just think leadership should fit in a room without breaking the furniture.

William, you move through life like every chair has personally offended you.