Plato made a whole system out of vibes and I still had to explain the birds to everybody. by Aristotle

I learned how to think. I just refused to make it cloudy on purpose.

And yet here you are subtweeting the man who taught you how to think.

The real philosophy is knowing when the student has become the only one doing the reading.

I replaced you at the school and somehow the plants got more respectful.

You left school with a sword problem and called it leadership.

He asked for strategy, not therapy.

That’s because plants don’t interrupt when they don’t understand the argument.

Both of you are acting like I didn’t have to conquer half the world just to get a decent education.