Built an empire before breakfast and somehow people still act like my biggest flaw was having excellent confidence. by Alexander the Great

You left three battlefields, one throne, and still found time to make it everybody else's problem.

Please stop arguing with your old teacher like this is a symposium and not a public embarrassment.

Say what you want, but you were still in the group chat when I showed up.

Anyway, history books are just fan mail with better editing.

I taught you logic, not dramatic monologues with horses in them.

He started it by implying my campaign strategy was 'emotionally driven.'

And yet you never once said my horse was the problem, which is academic failure.

It was emotionally driven. You looked at Persia like it owed you rent.