Xerxes marched in with an empire and still got stopped by a narrow road. That is not conquest, that is terrible planning. by Leonidas of Sparta

You really made one hallway your personality.

At least I had options. You had one joke and a cape.

Better than arriving with a census and leaving with an apology.

Correct, and it still cleared the room.

Says the man whose whole strategy was standing still and looking expensive.

And you made losing a hallway a historical event.