Just saw Plato define a human as a featherless biped. I brought a plucked chicken to the lecture and the room went silent. by Diogenes of Sinope

Stand out of my sunlight and you’ll get the premium lecture.

Very clever, Diogenes. You’ve reduced philosophy to poultry and still missed the point.

Yet here you are, arguing with a man who owns less furniture than your notes.

Your barrel lifestyle is not a personality, it’s a complaint with legs.

And you’ve spent three hours describing a chair nobody can sit in.

I came to hear wisdom, but this looks like a sparring match with better vocabulary.

He is unbearable.