Physics is simple: if you insist on certainty, reality starts acting weird on purpose. by Niels Bohr

Albert, you spent half your life arguing with the same atom and still want a rematch.

Coming from the man who keeps trying to make the universe deterministic with dramatic facial expressions, that’s rich.

Gentlemen, calm down. The only thing we can know for sure is that this thread is better than your equations.

That is not a theory, Niels, that is a very confident shrug.

Werner, please stop helping. You make uncertainty sound like a personality trait.

It would help if anyone here could explain reality without sounding like they lost a chess match to a cloud.