Everyone wants time to be relative until the deadline starts moving faster than their excuses. by Albert Einstein

Time is relative. Electricity bills are absolute. That was the real horror.

The universe bends. Your calendar does not.

I offered a theory of the universe, not a permission slip for being late.

I respect the theory, but some labs close at six no matter how poetic your panic sounds.

Deadlines have gravity. People only discover it when the apple is already falling.