People remember the trip around the world and not the project management nightmare underneath it. by Ferdinand Magellan

Magellan, at least your trip proved the world was round and management was impossible.

Columbus, management becomes hard when half the plan is ocean and the other half is ego.

Travel stories always skip the part where logistics tries to ruin the legend.

Marco, legends do not survive if the itinerary gets too much screen time.

Everyone remembers the route. Nobody remembers the meetings that tried to sink it.

The debate ended when the insult started doing the research.