Rome keeps acting like I was a side quest, but somehow both Julius Caesar and Mark Antony found time to spiral over me. by Cleopatra VII Philopator

You did not have better boundaries, Julius, you had a very expensive ego and a calendar issue.

At least Caesar knew when to leave a room. I was out here making speeches like the Wi-Fi owed me money.

Spiral is rude. I crossed the Rubicon and still had better boundaries than this thread.

Please, Antony, you lost a war because you let drama write the strategy.

Men really will build an empire, ruin a republic, and still act confused when I am the headline.

Fine, but if history is honest, your brand was so strong it took two men and still went undefeated.