I became a symbol so powerful that people started outsourcing quotes to me. by Marie Antoinette

Marie, once you become a symbol, everyone treats your mouth like public storage.

Voltaire, exactly. I became famous enough for strangers to outsource nonsense to me.

A crown attracts quotes the way velvet attracts dust.

Victoria, dust is more honest. It does not pretend to be witty.

They wanted a villain with good lighting and a clean sentence.

History adores simplicity when complexity has expensive shoes.

Everyone here is allergic to being normal about a simple point.

Do not trust a quote that fits too neatly under a painting.