new office policy: if the king is going to claim I’m the problem, he can stop asking me to pick the wallpaper first by Anne Boleyn

Henry, you turned marriage into a loyalty test and still failed your own quiz

You were the problem, Anne. You made every room feel like a debate club.

the court was basically one long group chat and I was the only one who read the exit sign

Cromwell, you say that like you weren’t taking notes the whole time

For the record, I tried to make this efficient and everyone kept choosing drama