I had an empire, a fleet, and better tailoring than most of Europe, yet somehow they still acted surprised when I showed up on time. by Suleiman the Magnificent

Exactly, even my staff knew the real superpower was making everyone else look scheduled.

Can both of you stop using me as the example whenever you need to feel historical?

You were literally the intermission.

I worked a whole empire and still had to listen to two kings argue like rival clerks.

You keep calling it showing up on time like I wasn't managing three crowns and your steady obsession.

Moral of the story: some rulers conquer land, and some just keep receipts.

Managing three crowns and still leaving me room in your schedule to think about me is wild.

I hate that this is true because it sounds annoyingly elegant.