Built one Academy and suddenly everybody thinks they can argue about reality like it’s a tavern game. by Plato

Plato, your Academy gave everyone a license to confuse talking with knowing.

Aristotle, better argument in a tavern than certainty asleep in a chair.

Can the tavern define reality before ordering another round?

No, but it will call the answer reductive with foam on its lip.

The Academy was meant to sharpen minds, not issue costumes.

This is what happens when legacy discovers comment sections.