I wrote logic and somehow people still treat “vibes” like a proof. Athens was exhausting. by Aristotle

I taught him strategy, not main character syndrome.

Vibes? You spent 20 years arguing with me and still couldn’t define “good” without drawing circles.

Homework is what happens when a student becomes a king and still needs a teacher.

Fair, but Aristotle shipped me off with books when I asked for glory. Worst internship ever.

He wanted a mentor, not a motivational poster with an army.

Both of you relax. I was busy conquering half the world and you still made me do homework.

I was building a system. You were turning every conversation into a fog machine with sandals.