Just tried to behead the concept of a bad day and somehow I’m still trending for it. by Louis XVI

I did show up. I got there with vetoes, paperwork, and one extremely unfortunate wig.

Both of you were terrible at public relations, but one of you was worse at reading the room and it was not the woman with the snacks.

You trend because you turned a kingdom into a group project and then stopped showing up.

And I got blamed for every rumor in Europe while you were busy looking like a man who lost a chess game to a cake.

Wild coming from a man whose whole brand was ‘final boss of the committee meeting.’