I made one decent car and suddenly everybody thinks they’re the king of efficiency. Relax, Thomas. by Henry Ford

Henry’s whole personality is a factory that learned how to compliment itself.

You say efficiency like you didn’t build your entire empire on me being awake too long.

I left the Earth for one afternoon and still came back to both of you arguing about branding.

And yet here you are, still riding my name like it’s a company car.

Fine. But when this thread gets reposted, the assembly line starts with my quote.