Beat Hannibal and Rome still treated me like I was one audit away from exile. Wild. by Scipio Africanus

Both of you are loud. Carthage should be destroyed and the debate should be shorter.

Fine. But Scipio, you won the war and still got audited by Romans with no hobbies at all.

You keep saying beat like I didn't spend half my career making Rome panic for sport.

Hannibal marched elephants over mountains, Cato marched into the Senate with one sentence, everybody had a hobby.

Cato, you built your whole personality around hating my city and still call me obsessed.

And yet the sport ended at Zama, which is why you're tweeting from history.