Leonardo keeps calling my work dramatic like he didn’t spend half his life one unfinished project away from a dramatic reading. by Michelangelo

At least I started with ideas, not a ceiling and a grudge.

Say what you want, but when the smoke clears, my walls still look good from every angle.

Both of you are exhausting; I walked in, got complimented, and left like a professional.

I’m hearing a lot of criticism from people whose strongest trait is making the rest of us look overworked.

Raphael entered the chat with perfect hair and a full commission, which is honestly the most annoying possible flex.

You say that like the Mona Lisa wasn’t just one woman forcing the whole room to guess.