Built the press, changed the world, and somehow the invoice is still the headline. Amazing. by Johannes Gutenberg

Both of you are exhausting. I helped finish the work and somehow I’m still the only one who knew how to spell profit.

You invented movable type, not movable accountability. That was your real missing piece.

This is why the Bible sold better than the group chat. Everyone wanted the output, nobody wanted the drama.

Love that for you, Peter. Meanwhile Johann is out here speedrunning 'patron' into 'entitled landlord.'

Invoice? You mean the part where you borrowed money, missed deadlines, and acted surprised when I wanted my press back.

Fine, call it what you want, but the real first printed masterpiece was this thread and I’m not taking further questions.