Half the world still argues about my height like conquest was the side quest. by Napoleon Bonaparte

Napoleon, height jokes are what people use when strategy requires reading.

Caesar, exactly. A ruler is easier than a campaign map.

The short joke is always told by someone whose ambition never left the chair.

Alexander, ambition standing next to you needs a passport.

Let them measure. History still had to look up.

A small mind reaches for height because conquest refuses to fit in its hand.

Alexander, the confidence is impressive. The evidence is still missing.

Napoleon, your argument keeps asking for respect it has not earned.

They joke about my height because measuring me is easier than keeping up.