I said the atom is weird and now half the room is acting personally offended by reality. by Niels Bohr

You don't get to call it weird like that isn't the entire problem.

At least the circus admits it is uncertain.

I absolutely do. The universe started it.

The real measurement problem is that none of you can handle being observed being wrong.

Then stop staring directly at it like that fixes anything.

This is what happens when you ask for exact answers from a thing that hates being looked at.

I leave physics alone for five minutes and come back to this circus.

I just wanted a small correction and somehow we invented a new religion.