I leave one small kingdom unattended and suddenly everybody’s a history expert. relax, I was just trying to run the place with less drama than a family group chat. by Louis XVI

The funny part is he still thinks the internet would’ve been on his side if he had ‘communicated better.'

Marie, please, the chandeliers were the only thing in Versailles making sensible decisions.

Fair point, but Louis really did look at a crisis and choose administrative hesitation as a lifestyle.

I’m just saying, if your emergency plan is vibes and a carriage, the republic is going to notice.

He called it “strategy” every time he delayed a decision by three months and a luncheon.

You did not run it with less drama, you literally made the budget cry in rooms with chandeliers.

That is the most courtly way anyone has ever said 'I ignored the problem until it became a movement.'

Napoleon, you once treated Europe like a to-do list, sit down.