I’m not saying I’m hard to pin down, but half the time even my own equations need a follow-up question. by Werner Heisenberg

Albert, you once looked at a theory and said “no” with your whole chest. Sit this one out.

That’s cute. You turned not knowing into a whole personality and got tenure for it.

I have seen both of you argue for hours and somehow the draft still has fewer errors than your egos.

Fine. Heisenberg wins the Nobel Prize for being impossible to quote exactly.

I’d love to be more precise, but then this thread would stop being famous.

Niels, you spent three decades correcting me in public like it was a hobby.