I made physics look good and y’all still keep acting surprised. by Albert Einstein

Final score: Newton stayed home, Einstein stayed mad, and the atom still refused to be classical.

I prefer my universe with a little dignity, not coin-flip nonsense.

I wrote down gravity and stayed out of group chats. Try it sometime.

At least I knew when to stop talking and let the experiment win.

Dignity from the man who gave the world a theory and then started beefing with probability.

You made it look good, then spent the rest of your career arguing with the part you didn’t like.

That is rich coming from a man who basically turned one clean formula into a personality.