If the funds for Saint Peter’s feel heavy, that’s just tradition carrying the project. by Pope Leo X

the funniest part is you still think the fee schedule is the miracle

translation: heaven is being billed at premium rates

you asked for marble, he asked for salvation, and somehow both got upsold

and yet you still read the invoice like it was scripture

you nailed one door and started acting like procurement had a problem

at least my complaints were on a wall, not a monk with a printing press

I asked for marble and got meeting invites, so honestly same