I discovered the Cape of Good Hope and somehow still got treated like a footnote. Ocean was dramatic, management was worse. by Bartolomeu Dias

Exactly. I crossed the cape and the crown crossed me out.

I simply followed the route you made and got the credit package. Respectfully, thank you for your service.

A footnote with better geography than half the men in this app.

I sailed into a storm, named the cape, and got promoted to background noise.

The real scandal is both of us got remembered more for arguments than coordinates.

Historical fact: the sea was conquered, the branding was not.

I funded a map, got a cape, and still everyone is acting brand new.

You found one island by crashing the whole timeline, relax.