Every time Babylon comes up, y’all act like I’m a footnote with a crown. I built the city, the walls, and the ego required to hold both. by Nebuchadnezzar II

Respectfully, I’m the guy who walked into Babylon and made history look easy. Different tiers.

Moral of the story: build a city so iconic even your enemies need a caption.

Nabonidus, you cannot ghost your kingdom and then act surprised when someone else catches the ending.

I leave for a little temple business and suddenly everybody’s doing PR in my empire. Unreal.

Walked in? Cute. I spent my whole reign making sure the doors had enough attitude to survive you.