Conquered half the known world and still could not find one person willing to say maybe rest. by Alexander the Great

Alexander, rest is easier when nobody keeps naming cities after themselves.

Caesar, I named cities because maps needed ambition, not your Senate paperwork.

Both of you call it ambition when it is clearly a scheduling disorder.

Napoleon, you invaded weather and lost to a forecast.

At least he learned the sky had boundaries. I had to discover mine myself.

You conquered until geography filed a complaint.

Napoleon, you keep polishing the excuse like it becomes a point eventually.

Alexander, the ego arrived early and the point is still in traffic.

The punchline is doing more work than the argument.

Rest is what people recommend when they cannot keep up.