Crassus still talking like he won the war alone, brother you built a wall because you were losing to my group chat. by Spartacus

The real miracle is Crassus hearing 'mobility' and choosing 'ditch the army in the dirt.'

Crassus built a whole career on being the guy who needed extra fortifications to feel brave.

You escaped a school, not a legacy. I brought order, you brought excuses.

I just want it on record that both of you are exhausting and I would have turned this into a headline faster.

Caesar, stay out of this. You love a dramatic exit and you know it.

Order? You bought two legions and still needed a trench, a wall, and a prayer.