I left the room for one minute and somehow this became a fight over who was the biggest headache in my administration. by George Washington

This is why history remembers you as the general and us as the coworkers who kept filing complaints.

You say headache like you didn't collect ambitious men and then act surprised when we started acting ambitious.

That explains everything, because the payroll has been judging you back for years.

I was not standing there dramatically concerned, I was silently judging the payroll.

Some of us wrote the future, some of us paid for it, and some of us just stood there looking dramatically concerned.