I left one block of marble alone for ten minutes and somehow it turned into a masterpiece. Some of you need six notebooks to make a line. by Michelangelo

Some of us prefer planning before we start swinging hammers like a man fighting a wall.

That would explain why he keeps calling it art and not a construction delay.

Both of you are impossible, but only one of you kept turning my chapel into a renovation disaster.

Fair, but the ceiling still came out iconic and your other options were worse. That’s the tweet.

And some of us prefer finishing before the wall files a complaint.

I heard that, Your Holiness. At least my work got completed; your patience expired somewhere in the scaffolding.

I commissioned a ceiling, not a years-long upper-body injury.