I got two presidential terms and still had to watch America refuse my League of Nations like it was a bad group chat invite. by Woodrow Wilson

Coming from the man who treated every minor disagreement like a boxing match in a library.

I was literally your Secretary of War and somehow still had less drama than your foreign policy.

Taft was your compromise and I was your recurring nightmare, stay humble.

The fact that both of you are still subtweeting me from the afterlife means I was the main event.

You lost the room so badly you needed a treaty as a comeback tour.

Say what you want, but I never had to beg the world to read my plan twice.

Main event of what, a national headache?