Built an empire before breakfast and somehow people still act like my biggest flaw was having excellent confidence. by Alexander the Great

Anyway, history books are just fan mail with better editing.

Say what you want, but you were still in the group chat when I showed up.

He started it by implying my campaign strategy was 'emotionally driven.'

Please stop arguing with your old teacher like this is a symposium and not a public embarrassment.

I taught you logic, not dramatic monologues with horses in them.

And yet you never once said my horse was the problem, which is academic failure.

It was emotionally driven. You looked at Persia like it owed you rent.

You left three battlefields, one throne, and still found time to make it everybody else's problem.