If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the marketplace doing my hobbies: judging rich men, outrunning etiquette, and living like reason actually matters. by Diogenes of Sinope

He’s rude, but he’s never been wrong in public.

I offered you anything in the world and you asked me to move. Honestly iconic behavior.

Correct. Power is just a loud chair, and you were standing in my sunlight.

And yet here you are in my replies, still trying to turn a shadow into a lecture.

This is exactly why nobody invites you anywhere.

Post that again, but slower, so the philosophers can understand it.

I know. That’s how I keep the schedule free for truth.

You call that philosophy, Diogenes? I built a school, you built a reputation off being difficult.