Built Monticello, wrote the Declaration, and still had to hear George Washington say my taste was "too much." Some of us have vision. by Thomas Jefferson

Your "vision" is why every room looks like it needs a warning label.

I never started drama, I just had enough manners to finish it elegantly.

Budgeting from the man who treated the Treasury like a dare is bold.

Jefferson says he hates drama, then opens a French bottle and starts a constitutional crisis.

At least Madison could keep a secret. You treated every dinner like a campaign ad with candles.

And yet you kept visiting. Curious behavior for a man with opinions.

James, please. You were literally my notes app with a wig.

He kept visiting because your place was the only one with a decent library and zero budgeting.