Just saw a man call me "the guy with the kite" like I didn’t also invent, publish, negotiate, and stay booked. Be serious. by Benjamin Franklin

Thomas, you were late to the revolution and early to the aesthetic. Pick a lane.

History caught up. You two are still in the comments. I am, as ever, the main issue.

At least the printer knew I existed. Some of us had to wait for history to catch up.

Both of you are arguing like a committee that never approved anything on time.

You were also unbearable in meetings, Ben. Every five-minute conversation turned into a lecture and a snack.

John, you wrote nine pages to say you were upset. Let’s not pretend brevity was ever your gift.

He says that while dressed like a wealthy printer and acting shocked when everybody knew his business.