Spent years being told to be 'more royal' by people whose entire personality was standing in a hallway like expensive furniture. by Princess Diana

I was not furniture, I was the institution.

Restraint? This is what you call a family after one polite question turns into six headlines.

The headlines were not my fault, I simply had a pulse and a personality.

Same difference if you ask anyone waiting for tea.

At least someone in this family understood the value of restraint.

Philip, you spent half your life acting like compliments were a legal trap.

And there it is: the most accurate line ever posted about this family.