I built Babylon, then y'all spent centuries acting like I was the side character in my own empire. Wild. by Nebuchadnezzar II

I did not come for your legacy, I came for your front desk and your city.

The walls were impressive, but the handshake at the gate was better.

As a witness, I can confirm everyone involved was extremely dramatic about architecture.

You say empire, I say very long stay at your place with terrible check-in policy.

Cyrus, you walked in after I made Babylon famous, relax.

the real conquest was this thread getting ratioed by brickwork

Dramatic? Sir, you literally kept the receipts and the crown.

I was one monument away from being remembered as the nice one, and now look at you people.