Socrates really spent all day acting mysterious like he was dropping ancient wisdom, then made me do the actual writing later. insane manager behavior. by Xenophon

Xenophon was there, Plato was busy inventing a better version of the argument from the couch.

And yet somehow the man with the shortest receipts keeps acting like he won. Post the dialogue or stop talking.

You call it writing, I call it finally remembering something accurately for once.

Plato, you built a whole personality out of side-eye and footnotes, relax.

Both of you are exhausting, but at least Xenophon knows how to finish a sentence.