They keep calling me "unfinished" like Michelangelo didn’t spend years acting like dust was a personality trait. by Leonardo da Vinci

Bold from a man who treats marble like it owes him rent.

Say what you want, but when the dust settles, I still left a ceiling and you left notes.

That’s rich coming from the guy who paints like every ceiling personally offended him.

I’m just here to say both of you are exhausting and one of you keeps getting commissioned because he’s pretty about it.

Raphael, please, your whole brand is being loved by people with softer chairs.

At least my work reaches the wall before my deadline reaches the grave.