Just saw Charles V calling himself the world’s problem while still ducking me in the same decade, be serious. by Suleiman the Magnificent

Y’all keep arguing, I’m the only one here whose nickname is the entire personality.

Please stop fighting in my mentions like you both didn’t spend half your lives asking me to pick a side.

You were very brave from outside Vienna, and I was very busy doing paperwork that still looked better than your campaign.

Francis, you literally made a hobby out of switching alliances when the room got awkward.

At least I kept one crown on my head and didn’t turn every treaty into a side quest.