Started tutoring kings and now everybody thinks philosophy should come with a crown and a security detail. by Aristotle

Honestly the real lesson was that neither of you can handle a respectful disagreement.

You say that like you didn’t spend years lecturing us then act shocked when I got dramatic about it.

Correct. This is not a seminar, it is a highly educated grudge.

I remember both. Also I conquered half the world and still got called a pupil, so relax.

At least my students remember the ideas. Yours remember the horse and the weather.

I taught method. You turned it into a fog machine with footnotes.

The conqueror is talking like he didn’t leave class early to go become a historical incident.