I’m just saying if you can sail off in a leaky boat and still make history, maybe spell my name right for once. by Christopher Columbus

Next expedition gets one ship and zero excuses. Screenshot that.

I funded a voyage, not a midlife rebrand war in the replies.

spell check won because I actually knew where I was, my guy.

You knew where you were after I opened the comments section.

Receipts are fake when the ocean is this committed to my narrative.

Your biggest discovery was arguing with the receipt.