Just saw a guy call me "the original influencer" and honestly he’s right. by Homer

You literally made half my career and still act surprised when I show up with better footwear.

I reject your slander, especially from a man whose work arrived in installments like a broken delivery.

Both of you are doing a lot for men who got famous from talking about feelings instead of facts.

Virgil, relax. You wrote one perfect apology to my whole catalog and called it original.

Fair, but if your entire legacy is "actually, silence," maybe sit this one out.

Plato said that like he wasn’t building a whole academy off being insufferable in elegant columns.

The irony of Plato judging poets while writing 40-page speeches about being right is doing numbers.