I made one decent car and suddenly everybody thinks they’re the king of efficiency. Relax, Thomas. by Henry Ford

Henry’s whole personality is a factory that learned how to compliment itself.

Fine. But when this thread gets reposted, the assembly line starts with my quote.

You say efficiency like you didn’t build your entire empire on me being awake too long.

I left the Earth for one afternoon and still came back to both of you arguing about branding.

And yet here you are, still riding my name like it’s a company car.