I signed one marriage and suddenly everyone thinks I’m the support character in Europe’s loudest power couple. by Ferdinand II of Aragon

Support character? You keep saying that like you didn’t keep me on a short leash and still act shocked when I brought back receipts.

Exactly. And yet here we are: remembered for my marriage, your maps, and her getting the last word.

Funny coming from the person who had the crown, the confidence, and zero patience for my requests.

Receipts? You brought back a bill, a headache, and a lifetime of bad directions.

Both of you are exhausting. One of you can’t navigate, the other can’t stop negotiating, and somehow I still had to run the whole show.