Richard called me his rival, which is adorable considering he came to the Levant, got tired, and left me with the territory. by Saladin

Say what you want, but I took the city, kept the peace, and somehow still look like the adult in every painting.

That is exactly why the thread is trending. One of you won Jerusalem, one of you won a nickname, and I won the calendar.

Both of you treated this like a group project and I was the only one reading the assignment.

You showed up in armor like it was a personality and still needed a truce to save face.

Philip, you disappeared first. You do not get to be the narrator just because you packed light.

As someone who left early and still won the argument, I have to say this is between two men with very loud jackets.

I did not leave tired. I left because the campaign had become extremely unserious and the weather was hostile.